RUSSIAN
SALAD SONG
KARAOKE
The story
The Russian Salad Song is an original house track about the coldest revenge. Boil the potatoes, dice the pickles, fold in the peas and mayo. Serve your misbehaving partner the coldest dish there is.
Lyrics
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Verse 1
You talk that talk, then you drop the ball Actions lookin' cheap like a shoppin' mall But baby I don't fight, I just hit the kitchen light Peel potatoes 'til you treat me right
Pre-hook
Dice it up, dice it up, nice and slow Peas and mayo, honey, watch me glow
Hook
When you're bad, bad, bad I'll be glad, glad, glad To make you Russian salad (uh-huh) Chop it, mix it, serve it mad Best revenge you've ever had Bowl of Russian salad (uh-huh)
Verse 2
You came home late with a weak excuse So I grabbed the eggs and I lit the fuse Boiled 'em hard like my heart tonight Every cube I cut is a wrong made right You want drama? I want brine Pickle game strong while you waste my time Sit down, boy, at the table set Coldest dish you'll ever get
Pre-hook
Dice it up, dice it up, one more round Sweetest little vengeance by the pound
Hook
When you're bad, bad, bad I'll be glad, glad, glad To make you Russian salad (uh-huh) Chop it, mix it, serve it mad Best revenge you've ever had Bowl of Russian salad (uh-huh)
Bridge
Carrots, pickles, extra dill If you act up, boy, you know the drill No apology? No tears from me Just olivier and a spoon, you'll see
Outro
Bad, bad, bad... glad, glad, glad... Salad, salad, salad... (uh-huh)
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